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Joke of the Day
"What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel."
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"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."
"Actual Critic Armani blazer: 20k Gucci shoes: 15k Tag Heuer watch: 50k Friend meets you and says ""Looking Idiot"" - Priceless"
"Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor? There were too many truss problems."
"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""