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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"

"Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks ""Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?"" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*"

"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"

"I was angry when my neighbors put a fence around their swimming pool but then I got over it"

"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."

"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."

"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."

"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""

"Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk. Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that."