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Joke of the Day

"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""

"While single, focus on becoming a better person instead of focusing on finding someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next."

"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."

"My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?"

"I was going to tell a gay joke Butt fuck it! Not saying it's original but still funny"

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"

"I'll take ""Much ado"" for $1000, Alex. Answer: ""John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump."" ""Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."""

"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"

"Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish."

"What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch"