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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""

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"Happiness is a relative thing. I finally have some extra money and suddenly my relatives are happy."
"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""
"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""
"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"
"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."
"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."
"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."
"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."
"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"