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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor? There were too many truss problems."

"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."

"What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips."

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"If you pretend you're skimming you can straight up throw rocks at people."

"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."

"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."

"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"