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Joke of the Day

"What does a neckbeard eat for breakfast? Pankeks."

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""

"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."

"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."

"I'm done drinking for good... Now I drink for Evil."

"Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend."

"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."

"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."

"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""