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Joke of the Day

"Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend."

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"I opened a company.... for guys with erectile dysfunction because I felt sorry for them. Now they all want a bloody raise."