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Joke of the Day

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""

"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"

"Why do Pillows work? Cause they're white"

"Shoutout to grandpa... That's the only way he can hear."

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !"

"Me: *in bed with dogs* *car drives down street* Dogs: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A NOISE WHILE OUR HUMAN IS SLEEPING, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."

"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."

"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."