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Joke of the Day

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"""Good timing, Ke$ha"" I say as her song starts playing on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner."

"[after lover's spat] ME: Honey. Lamb chop. Sweetie cakes. HER: You're just naming foods. ME: Pumpkin. Muffin. HER: ... ME: Zucchini bread."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."

"What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue"

"Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller? They are both crushed-asians"

"An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied..."