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Joke of the Day
"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""
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"You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine"
"Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing? All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium."
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"
"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."
"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""
"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."
"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality."
"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."