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Joke of the Day

"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."

"*wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*"

"Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet."

"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"

"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("

"Said this at dinner last night. Bit creepy, but laughs were had. ""He may die a virgin but he ain't gonna be buried one."""

"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"

"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."

"What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude? The blonde has a higher sperm count."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"