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Joke of the Day

"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"

"What is it called when a black man murders his friends? Homiecide"

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."

"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."

"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"Santa accidentally ran over a man. The poor fellow was sleigh-n."

"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"