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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Chips."
Next Joke
"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"
"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"
"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."
"GF and I went to see Dark Knight Rises our 9th date. Dates can be summarised dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom. Because it was 90 degrees."
"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."
"Schrodinger's Cat is depressed Cat: No one came to my birthday party/funeral"
"Well, I just had this Epiphany, but I'm a little worried ... I think she might be underage."