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Joke of the Day
"Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet."
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"Overheard my boss say this to our secretary.. What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies."
"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."
"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"
"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and not talking."
"Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer."
"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"
"How come I was wide awake while watching the Wall Street sewuel CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS!!!"