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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"
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"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"
"Now I'm not saying I plan to be a school shooter... but if I was Dylan.."
"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"
"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"
"All panties are edible if you're hungry enough."