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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"
Next Joke
"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."
"Father's Day tip: Your Dad is busy this weekend."
"What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees."
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."
"Zac effrons move flopped. Because he was afraid of 138"
"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."
"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."
"Thanks honey for rolling over at 3am and telling me I should get some sleep.In my insomnia stupor that hadn't crossed my mind."
"I, for one, am proud of Donald Trump for paying those hookers to pee on each other. He finally paid a contractor"