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Joke of the Day
"Gary Johnson Has won the election."
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"You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism."
"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"
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"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"
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"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam"
"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"