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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."

"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times... Then I pick up the block, and put it back in the toy box."

"I'm done drinking for good... Now I drink for Evil."

"Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!"

"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... ...but it's also terrible."

"Rams>Cowboys Coincidence ?"

"i need some cat jokes!"

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."