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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exausted."
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"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"
"me: it's too hot *opens window* *in comes 305430 flies, 43866 spiders, 91193 moths, a serial killer, a paedophile and a burglar* (HELP)"
"You know, I thought they were joking when they told me about the clowns. But then I saw them debating on national TV."
"Kid behind me on plane kicking my chair and coloring. *turns around* *grabs one of his crayons* *slowly breaks it* *whispers ""you're next""*"
"ABC NEWS: Bees fly and make honey FOX: Islamic insects attacking Texas CNN: flying warbirds create liquid yellow weapons of mass destruction"
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."
"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."
"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."