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Joke of the Day
"ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator..."
"Whenever I have a bad day,,, I just remind myself that there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on their body"
"I'm interested to find out what the police have Oscar Pistorius's height listed as."
"The difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh, darling - that was *wonderful*!"", and the wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige..."""
"Missing Condoms"
"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"
"What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."
"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."
"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"