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Joke of the Day

"Every woman should have four pets... A mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed...and a Jackass to pay for all of it"

"What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo? Conditioner Gordon."

"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice."

"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"

"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."

"How do you keep a blonde waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

"What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water."