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Joke of the Day
"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."
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"Adult films are lame. There's nothing about choosing insurance or retirement planning; it's all just a bunch of naked hugging."
"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"
"What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home? Underwear Replenishment"
"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."
"[starbucks] One tall iced latte please ""Ok, can I have a name?"" Well ok but it really should come from your parents"
"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"
"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."