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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian Pakistani? Minge eater"
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"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"
"Oh, Fox News! LOL! You wacky, bigoted fucks!"
"What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"
"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."
"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."