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Joke of the Day

"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."

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"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."
"Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker? Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament? Because he's a Doberman."
"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"
"I'm white, but not cage free range eggs in my quinoa-kale quiche for my gluten, lactose, and peanut free Sunday brunch white."
"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."
"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."
"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."
"what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD"