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Joke of the Day

"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."

"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."

"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"

"Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour? Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!"

"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"

"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"

"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"

"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."