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Joke of the Day
"Sex is a dick activity... ...though I like to shorten it to a-dick-tive."
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"If I ran the world, I would enforce a police state where everyone would have to weigh-in before being allowed to order food."
"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"