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Joke of the Day
"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."
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"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"
"Patient: Tell me honestly how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine but your gums will have to come out."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"
"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"
"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."