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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in."

"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."

"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."

"How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult? It's like, oh you gave birth to me? Please enjoy this fancy candle."

"I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone... Now its Hans free."

"My music teacher was arrested for sticking his dick through a sheet of music Apparently, it's illegal to have sex with A minor"

"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"

"I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today. I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place."

"Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market? Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!"