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Joke of the Day
"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."
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"My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons."
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on . . . I said,"" You're pulling my leg."""
"WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer."
"Have you seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he."
"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"
"Standing closer to me in line right up my ass will not make it go faster. Back the fuck up you faggott"
"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."