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Joke of the Day

"They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades... But a master of naan. My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"

"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."

"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."