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Joke of the Day
"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."
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"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower.. and fucking liars."
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"""How about... we change the 6 to a 7?"" ""I love it!"" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve"
"How many people work in the Lada factory? Two. One to cut and one to glue"
"I'll never forget the day I said ""Ride down this hill"" and became the greatest bobsled coach in Olympic history."
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid Every time she opens her legs a light comes on."
"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"
"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"