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Joke of the Day
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
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"Babies are like tattoos. They're yours forever and maybe wait a few days before posting pictures of them so they're not all gross looking."
"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."
"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"
"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."
"you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not"
"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."
"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."
"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."