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Joke of the Day
"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"
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"Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green."
"Why was a missile looking for a job? Because it got fired!"
"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."
"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"
"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"
"What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking"
"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."