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Joke of the Day

"What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking"

"I could tell a good gardening joke but it's too dirty."

"Resuming Windows... Resuming Windows is like going back to sex after being interrupted. It doesn't feel the same and you end up restarting."

"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."

"What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? Urine over your head!"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them"

"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers!"

"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."

"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."