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Joke of the Day

"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"

"What do you call a book case hogging all the books? Shelf-ish"

"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"

"What did the square say to the triangle? You're outta line!"

"If I had a penny for every trump joke, I'd have enough money to build a wall..."

"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"

"If my girlfriend and I were stoners, I would propose by asking ... ...""Marriage, you wanna?"""

"How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though."

"Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall? Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"