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Joke of the Day

"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"

"What do Japanese guys do when they have erections? Vote"

"THIS IS THE COPS, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP ""No"" WE WON'T ASK AGAIN ""No"" Ok guys, let's go. We can't ask again"

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."

"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."

"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."

"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."

"A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night... She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!"

"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."