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Joke of the Day

"What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie? Kabamouflage"

"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home"

"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me."

"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"

"*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says"

"Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!"

"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"