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Joke of the Day

"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"

"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."

"Im going to nickname my penis 'The Truth'... ...Because you want the truth, but you can't handle the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts."

"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."

"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"

"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."

"[job interview] Me: Time travel Boss: What is your biggest strenWHAT?!"

"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"

"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"