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Joke of the Day

"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."

"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."

"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"

"""How do you know that God isn't a woman?"" Because I'm not a sandwich."

"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."

"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."

"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"

"OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO UNPLUG THE TOASTER [flash to dog in sunglasses waiting for his fifth batch of waffles to pop up]"

"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."