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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me."

"Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time."

"What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE"

"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"

"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."

"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."

"How do You find the worst joke of the internet? You reddit."

"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"