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Joke of the Day
"A Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket ...and says ""some asshole's got my pen"""
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"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."
"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."
"Saw a kid crying in the grocery store. I opened a bottle of A1 and chugged it right in front of him. He stopped crying and started nodding."
"As I pulled back the ring-pull on my 5th can of beer, I heard ""Hello."" I thought to myself, ""It must be the drink talking."""
"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...hot and in my hands **right now**."
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He died."
"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."