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Joke of the Day

"Saw a kid crying in the grocery store. I opened a bottle of A1 and chugged it right in front of him. He stopped crying and started nodding."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""

"I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords."

"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."

"Teacher And Student Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad? Kid: me of course. Teacher: why. Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't."

"When someone asks me to think outside the box. I think about anal sex."

"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"