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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"

"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"

"Why did everyone want to invite the mushroom to the party... Cause he was a fungi"

"The New York Mets."

"Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes."

"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"

"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle"

"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."