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Joke of the Day

"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."

"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."

"What did Watson tell his friend when he was constipated? No shit Sherlock..."

"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""

"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"

"Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people."

"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"

"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."