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Joke of the Day
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
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"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."
"Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed."
"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"
"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."
"I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid."
"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."
"Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city? He was running out of patients."