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Joke of the Day
"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."
Next Joke
"How did my doctor know I have minor IBS? I just asked him to edit my essay; and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy; if he can figure that out from my writing."
"I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them Islands."
"My girl told me to stop singing 'Wonderwall.' I said maybe"
"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"
"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."
"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."
"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"
"""OH MY SWEET GOD BE CAREFUL. OH- OH MY DEAr LORD GOD. HOW? HOW??"" -me watching gymnastics"