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Joke of the Day
"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."
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"Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis"
"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"
"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."
"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."
"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."
"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"
"""dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? ""NO"" ok [to salesman] one shark pls"
"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."
"What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)"