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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? Because he couldn't pay the gas bill"

"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"

"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"

"Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte"

"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"

"HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal? HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*"

"If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock us at the VMAs, she'd show up in a burka covered in a snowsuit and slowly add more clothing each hour."

"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."