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Joke of the Day
"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"
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"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""
"What is brown and runny? Usain Bolt"
"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."
"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
"Gays in church"
"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"
"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."
"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."
"I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it."