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Joke of the Day

"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"

"THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"You're only as old as you feel, they say. So, 80. Today it's 80."

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"

"What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music? Rock and Heavy Metal"

"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?"" ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"""

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked on purpose"