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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"
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"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"
"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."
"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."
"So my Orchestra conductor keeps telling the Violas to play louder... I guess it just isn't their Forte. ;)"
"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."
"I'm not racist. I treat everybody like they're black."
"What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."