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Joke of the Day

"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool."

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped."

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""

"Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight."

"NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think ""I'd do her"" I have to remind myself... I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that."

"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."

"How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran."

"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot."